Beer and Pavement

Top 5 Stout Franchises

Posted in Beer, Top 5, Uncategorized by SM on December 19, 2011

Breweries brew all kinds of beer, but only a few produce exceptional imperial stouts time and time again. Often, they use one base imperial stout in their aging and barreling programs, but other times they add ingredients to alter the flavor one way or another. These are the five best breweries at producing series of imperial stouts.

(Note – I considered including non-imperial stouts, but the list became too unwieldy and I tend to prefer imperial stouts this time of year. Had I gone with all stouts, Bells would have surely deserved a mention. Their imperial is excellent and their lineup of non-imp stouts is impressive.)

5. Mikkeller – Between the Black Hole series and all those Beer Geek Breakfast/Brunch beers, it’s hard to find a more intriguing set of imperial stouts. Add to that one of the better big beers I’ve had this year in Black, Mikkeller holds the title of best Danish/Gypsy brewer of imperial stouts all by himself.

4. Great Divide – Sometimes, it becomes easy to overlook the great beers that do regularly ship to one’s market. We get Great Divide here in Missouri which is a treat. Their Yeti series of imperial stouts is pretty impressive. They add chocolate, oak, Belgian yeast, etc. for a nice lineup of tasty imp stouts.

3. Three Floyds – I have had one Dark Lord in my lifetime and it was pretty great. If you look at any beer rating site, the top imperial stouts list is littered with variations of this one beer. This fact makes it hard to not rate it in my top-5, but the fact I’ve only personally had one bottle makes it even more difficult to rate it higher than the next two breweries.

2. Goose Island – GI is famous for a couple of things. One is the fact that they were bought out by ABI. The second is that they brew Bourbon County Stout. On it’s own, BCS is an incredible beer. However, GI does several versions that are hard to get, but if you do, it’s totally worth it. On top of that, they sell the base imperial stout used to age in those bourbon barrels known as Big John. Let’s hope the first fact mentioned here doesn’t interfere with the second.

1. Founders – Even beyond all the hype built for the release of Canadian Breakfast Stout in bottles this year, Founders brews a mean lineup of imperial stouts. The breakfast stout is the only beer with coffee (aside from some of the Mikkeller beers) that I will regularly buy. Then, there’s Kentucky Bourbon Stout and their “regular” imperial stout. Plus, there are periodically versions of these beers popping up here and there in kegs all over the Midwest. All of this make Founders the king of the imperial stout, IMO.

Also…

Southern Tier – The Darkwater Series is hard to deny. Check out Chokolat, Creme Brullee, Mocha, and Java for four of the tastiest dessert beers you’ll ever find.

Hoppin’ Frog – I haven’t gotten far into the Frog’s BORIS series, but what I’ve had is pretty good. It would help if they had a wider distribution in Missouri, but I can wait for periodic shipments from Ohio now and again. Rumor has it that a DORIS is coming my way.

Alesmith – Alesmith’s Speedway stout is a pretty grand imperial, but I just haven’t had enough of it or any of its variations to be able to report on it. Plus, although well-hyped in its own right, it just doesn’t hold the cachet of a Three Floyds yet.

Lists: A Blogger’s Best Friend

Posted in Challenge, Uncategorized by SM on November 27, 2011

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When I’m desperate for a post idea, I just turn to a blogger’s best friend: the list. That’s why I’ve resorted to a top-5 list every Monday. (There should be one up tomorrow.) I’ve been impressed that I haven’t gone with lists all month, but now that December is upon us, I’m considering doing all lists, particularly year-end lists. However, I can probably only get away with so many top-10 beer and/or album lists this month, like one of each. Still, I’d like to exhaust the list posts all in one month.

This is where you, the reader, come in. Besides the inevitable top-10 albums/beers lists that will surely be posted here, I would like to do a list a day for all of December. Now, I doubt I’ll actually post 31 lists in December. It was hard enough to come up with a post a day in November. I’ll be lucky to post 15 lists, much lest 31. Still, I’d like your help. If there’s a list you would like to see in December, leave it in the comments. Although I prefer to write about indie rock and craft beer, I would be willing to entertain something different.

So far, here are the lists I’m considering, aside from the weekly top-5:

  • Best Albums
  • Best Beers
  • Best Songs
  • Best Shows
  • Best Breweries
  • Best Pairings (I’m thinking food and beer here, not music and beer, but it could still happen.)
  • What do you want to see?
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Or Not

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on November 25, 2011

I thought I’d get a post out today, but I’ve run out of gas. The day’s been busy and I’m tired. It was a good run. Maybe I’ll pick it up tomorrow.

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Black Friday Post Coming…

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on November 25, 2011

I will post something by the end of the day. Holidays tend to get in the way of blogging, especially when one is trying to post every day…

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In the works…

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on November 10, 2011

A post is in the works. Work combined with the struggles to post daily make it hard to get something out every morning. There will be a post by the end of Thursday, CST.

How about that Joe Paterno news?

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200

Posted in Milestones, Uncategorized by SM on November 8, 2011

I’ve been at this…rather, we’ve been at this now for 200 posts. Thanks to those who followed me from the last place or clicked my name after I left too many comments some other place. The next 200 should come quicker if I’m able to keep up this one-a-day pace. Cheers.

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Top 5… on the way

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on November 7, 2011

There will be a top-5 today. I just haven’t had time to finish it. (Don’t worry. It’s nothing special.) However, instead of at the beginning of the day, it will come closer to the end. There will be a post tomorrow as well.

Stay tuned…

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On Hype

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on October 14, 2011

Hype is short for hyperbole. That hyperbole is often used as a marketing tool to sell more of whatever is being hyped – either purposefully or by accident. Sometimes the hype is created by the same ones who created the thing being hyped, the media who love fall all over themselves in a frenzy over such things, or the consumers who are just looking for escape from their pitiful lives through the hope that hype may bring.

The trouble is that the hype usually just leads to disappointment. The letdown either angers people or they are so apathetic that they don’t care. In this case, the hypesters win. Hype can build expectations beyond reason, to the point that reality can never measure up to what we think will happen.

Some of us are impervious to hype. We see through the hype and see things for what they are. Sometimes we completely ignore the hype and wait to make up our minds. Other times, we look at the hype with a critical eye, searching for the hidden meanings in the rhetoric and considering the source. Our buy-in is conditional and we can evaluate the effect of hype in comparison to the reality. Rarely are we let down – though, we might not be impressed –  as our expectations were never raised by the hype.

Hype plays a huge role in music. See: Grunge.

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Grunge was not the first case of hype over a musical movement outweighing the actual quality of the music. Yes, there were some great grunge bands, but its ability to transcend and change music forever may be a bit over-exagerated. Nirvana’s breakthrough changed a lot, especially for me. Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and a few others went to success beyond the Grunge era, but it was a largely isolated movement. The hype caused hysteria as major labels signed every feedback-infested band in flannel, regardless of whether or not they were any good. They sold the bands to the masses under a silly label instead of selling each band’s unique take on music. When kids went to shows expecting another Nirvana or Pearl Jam and got Mudhoney instead, the hype hit the fan. Disappointment was rampant as listeners moved on to Post-Grunge shite and Britpop. I discovered indie rock, a place I thought was hype-free.

Indie rock, of course, is not without hype. However, indie hype in the 80’s and 90’s consisted of more of the word-of-mouth and zine variety. Even with the mad rush to sign the next Nirvana in the 1990’s, the hype in indie was tolerable. Then, with the adventitious rise of the blogosphere and social media, hype took on a new scope under the guise of authenticity. This online hype tried to develop much the same way zines would build interest in a band, but the growing sophistication and reach of such technologies has created  hypesters not that unlike corporate hype machines. Media-wise, blogs and sites like Pitchfork appeared to create a hype more grounded than the hype drummed up by the likes of Rolling Stone, yet what they both do is really the same thing. Indie labels now have the capabilities and media outlets to exploit in selling their product to as many ears as major labels have done for decades. All of this leads to hype building bands and albums to a level reality will never let them attain.

Hype builds around bands, usually after a good show with key people in the audience or upon releasing a bit of music that sticks out from the rest. This hype or buzz is perpetuated by labels in the form of advertising campaigns, gimmicks related to releases, and music videos. Playing nice with buzz bands and labels are the media, social and otherwise. Hyperbole is thrown around with reckless abandon. Some consumers fall for the hype and will also play along. In this day and age, there’s no reason to fall for this sort of hype as there are plenty of places to listen to music before purchasing. There is even ample opportunity to see a band’s live show before forking over cash for tickets.

The hype in the beer world relies more heavily on a component music can’t seem to contain these days: scarcity. Beer hype is not only built around a conversation about how great a particular beer is, but what is said only turns into hype if no one can get their hands on said beer. The rarer, more scarce a high-quality beer is, the higher it reaches on the hype meter. Some of the best-rated beers in the world also have the fewest number of reviewers. This might be a statistical factor, but it’s true nonetheless.

Take the CBS release. I know that I’ve written a lot about a beer I have yet to open, but much of the hype around this beer is mostly about the fact that no one can get any. This is mainly why I’ve chosen to write about the beer. Still, from what I understand, the beer is really good. The hyperbole comes in when one hears how good CBS is and realizes he can’t obtain any for less than double the suggested retail. (Although, I did pay retail for my bottle.) People want what they can’t have. It’s true, but they only want it more if they hear that it’s also really good.

As asked at the other end of an earlier hyperlink (also, here), does hype ruin the experience? Is it impossible if a band’s live performance doesn’t measure up to the promise in their Pitchfork review? Is a beer less enjoyable if it isn’t as hoppy as all the beer blogs claimed it to be? Is it hype’s fault that you didn’t get your money’s worth?

The answer is decidedly “NO.”

I mentioned how those of us who don’t fall for the hype are never disappointed. We imagine that we’ll go crazy longing for the beer of our dreams, but just by recognizing this potential for psychological failure means that we won’t actually go insane for a beer. Nope, we are a sane, level-headed lot. We, like Chuck D and Flavor Flav before us, don’t believe the hype. We’re like Missourians (which I technically am) in that we have to be shown to believe.

Hype, as I said before, is just hyperbole, and exaggeration. Reality never matches because it’s…well…reality. Reality doesn’t exaggerate. It just is. So, the hype isn’t worth the excessive energy we spend on it. No band is that amazing (except for Archers of Loaf circa 1995). No beer matches the hype.  It’s better to move on and find something that satisfies minimal-to-realistic expectations. I mean, it’s just music and/or beer.

Sorry, No Post Today

Posted in Uncategorized by SM on September 30, 2011

I am super swamped with work and a course I’m taking in basic HTML. Luckily, I’m using my opportunity to build a site as a chance to create something for this blog. Here’s a little taste…

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Top 5 for September 26, 2011

Posted in Beer, Jock Straps, Life, Top 5, Uncategorized by SM on September 26, 2011

Have you filled out my survey? Well, do it. I have a grade to maintain. And on with the list…

1. 20 Years Ago – It seems that the nostalgia cycle has firmly settled on my generation (X). There are numerous Nevermind tributes, including my own. However, there were other records that came out in 1991. That and a lot has come out in honor of feminism’s third wave taking off in the form of ‘zines and riot grrrl happenings. Of course, all of this 90’s retro fever will only encourage me to force outdated media on my child. Hence the purpose of this blog has gone mainstream (aside from the beer part).

2. The Ohio State Buckeyes 2011 Football Season – I’d rather not write much about football. All is not lost, but it’s a rebuilding year for sure. Freshman Braxton Miller started and won. So, there’s that. B1G starts this week. We’ll see how things go from here on out. The off-season of suspensions and coach firings has done a number on my favorite sports team. Here’s to hoping the NCAA is kind next month.

3. Spotify – I wish I had more time for Spotify. This is the social music tool for which I’ve always dreamed. I haven’t created a lot of complete play lists, but I’m starting. If only they had more music. At least a third of the music for which I search is not yet available. I know that I could just upload my own, but that takes time and most of my CD’s are put away. It will take time, but I’ll post some play lists soon enough. In the meantime, subscribe to my play list for the blog. It will be updated periodically.

4. Black Francis Update – Black Francis is bottled and will sit for another 3-4 weeks in said bottles for some additional aging and conditioning. I originally planned to let it sit in the secondary for two months, but I decided to move it after six weeks? Why? Multiple reasons, really. First, I’m impatient waiting on home brew and I knew it tasted pretty great a week or two ago. Second, I have plans to brew more and figured I might need the carboy and/or the space. Third, everything was long-settled and the flavors seemed to have soaked in well enough. Fourth, I accidentally left the cover off the carboy for several days after tasting it. I don’t detect any oxidation, but I figured it was time to bottle and move on. My hope is that I have plenty of bottles to share around the holidays.

Speaking of home brewing…I brewed an all-grain batch of my Simcoe-dependency yesterday. It should be awesome. It smelled pretty awesome anyway. I may offer tasting notes once it’s ready.

5. Hopz – I tried one of those Hopz cigars. I bought them for my father-in-law for his retirement. We smoked a couple yesterday. Pretty mild, loosely wrapped, but I didn’t get any hops. Maybe it’s all marketing. I guess it worked.